A show on the History channel depicting the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas, Nevada. The characters are: Rick Harrison (bald dude, co-owner), his father "Old Man" (older guy with incoherent speech at times, co-owner), Rick's son Corey (heavyset younger guy), and Corey's friend "Chumlee" (notorious for being a mega moron, but is a fan favorite because of his screw-ups).
Even though it is a pawn shop, the show is renowned for how badly these guys rip people off for their stuff! The deals are just unbelievably bad. You'd get more at a yard sale or flea market.
Even though it is a pawn shop, the show is renowned for how badly these guys rip people off for their stuff! The deals are just unbelievably bad. You'd get more at a yard sale or flea market.
AT THE PAWN STARS RANCH:
Rick: "You got the original Declaration of Independence with pure gold trim around the frame?
I can do like 10 bucks."
-AND-
Chumlee: "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHBBB... GIB YA LIKE FORTY FIVE FOUSAND DOLLAZ FOR THAT PAPER AIPRLANE?"
Rick: "You got the original Declaration of Independence with pure gold trim around the frame?
I can do like 10 bucks."
-AND-
Chumlee: "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHBBB... GIB YA LIKE FORTY FIVE FOUSAND DOLLAZ FOR THAT PAPER AIPRLANE?"
by B-Knuck if ya Buck December 05, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Typical Pawn Stars moment:
Bob: I have the cross that Jesus died on.
Rick Harrison: You have the cross that Jesus died on, I'll give you 5 bucks.
Bob: Fuck you
Bob: I have the cross that Jesus died on.
Rick Harrison: You have the cross that Jesus died on, I'll give you 5 bucks.
Bob: Fuck you
by theboogyman October 22, 2013
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The show on History Channel that when you tell people about it they say "wait, what?". thinking that you say PORN stars.
Me: "Hey can I have the remote? Pawn Stars is coming on"
Person: "hold on, what show?"
Me: "PAWN stars"
Person: "Oh nevermind"
Person: "hold on, what show?"
Me: "PAWN stars"
Person: "Oh nevermind"
by ofthetower December 28, 2009
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The act of low-balling or being low balled for shit that is worth lots of money. Usually paying or getting paid 4 to 100 times less than the item being bought is worth.
Dude: I'm trying to get rid of my car. Blue book says its worth $2500.What will you give me for it?
Salesman: I will give you $25.
Dude: Dude, dont pawnstar me.
Salesman: I will give you $25.
Dude: Dude, dont pawnstar me.
by camel & garvey June 14, 2010
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1. (noun) A scripted show featuring a bald grease ball scam artist with the rest of his overweight gang. They're known for using one of two techniques to low ball every customer: If it's not very valuable, tell them it's not very valuable and no one else will buy it. Occasionally, laugh at their asking price to humiliate them. If it's very valuable, tell them they gotta make a profit
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. Also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.
2. (verb) To rip someone off.
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. Also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.
2. (verb) To rip someone off.
1. "So today, someone came in with what I confirmed to be among the possessions of Jesus Christ that show high possibility of the existence of God. It was super cool, and I needed to get it off him."
Nick: "So I'd like $80,000,000"
Rick: <laugh> "Yeah sorry best I can do is $10, I mean, I gotta make a profit"
Nick: "That's a little low"
Rick: <laugh> "No one else will buy it buddy"
"I was super bummed I couldn't get the deal, but maybe he'll come back knowing no one else will buy it."
Pawn Stars
Nick: "So I'd like $80,000,000"
Rick: <laugh> "Yeah sorry best I can do is $10, I mean, I gotta make a profit"
Nick: "That's a little low"
Rick: <laugh> "No one else will buy it buddy"
"I was super bummed I couldn't get the deal, but maybe he'll come back knowing no one else will buy it."
Pawn Stars
by Some annoying whiner March 25, 2014
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A reality tv show that has such bad acting and predictable plot lines that it’s actually entertaining. The history content is really the most interesting part.
Pawn Stars Script:
Seller: “I would like to sell my 8th century Peruvian dildo.”
Rick: “Let me call in my buddy he’s knows everything there is to know about this stuff.”
Seller: “Ok”
Seller: “I would like to sell my 8th century Peruvian dildo.”
Rick: “Let me call in my buddy he’s knows everything there is to know about this stuff.”
Seller: “Ok”
by Sir Memelot September 16, 2018
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