Tim Pawblandy was governor of Minnesota for 8 years. During that time, his most notable achievement was that he was not a former professional wrestler.
Upon leaving office, he promptly threw his hat into the US Presidential race, rising as high as Last Place among his fellow Republican nominees.
Upon leaving office, he promptly threw his hat into the US Presidential race, rising as high as Last Place among his fellow Republican nominees.
Pollster: On a scale of 1 to 5, how would you rate Tim Pawlenty?
Respondent: Who?
Pollster: What about Tim Pawblandy?
Respondent: Let's go with a 2.
Respondent: Who?
Pollster: What about Tim Pawblandy?
Respondent: Let's go with a 2.
by pseudononymously bland July 11, 2011
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
Jul 2 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

