Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"

Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?”
That one bitch: “Eww no!”

Oh they're transphobic? Def paw/patrol

My brother likes PAW Patrol, but I don't.