Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"
by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018
Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(
by FuryFreeze2055 June 14, 2016
Freshman 1: Ayy, ever heard of Paw Patrol?
Freshman 2: Nigga the whole Freshman class is into that shit.
Freshman 2: Nigga the whole Freshman class is into that shit.
by Tewpack Shaqueer April 27, 2018
The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
by The paw lord May 06, 2018
by Nukethewhales August 02, 2018
Anyone who is 12 or over will get cancer by watching this show please refrain from any paw patrol shows or merchandise it will kill!!
by MistyCubed April 27, 2018