Paulane is the most sweetest and charming person ever. She has the most weirdest laugh ever. A lot of friends trust her a lot.Shes not famous but shes not a loner if you know a Paulane dont let her go shes a keeper. Shes smart at every subject and she will help you no matter what. She knows whats best for her and you. Shes makes people laugh. If you have a girlfriend/bestfriend that is called Paulane then your lucky.
by Amy delara November 03, 2019
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An outrageous story told by someone that did not in fact happen. Similar to "fake news".
Dude, did you hear about those girls that were tasered by the police for wearing wooly jumpers in July?

Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!
by bortram May 09, 2018
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When a story is clearly made-up.
Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”

Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!
by Idkwnist June 18, 2018
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