When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.
After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.
by VitHydra December 26, 2010
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She is so fit and gets every boy a hard on. Her son Joshua is a smelly guy who has no friends and smells baddd.
Paula Hemens is a milf
by Josh is smelly June 12, 2019
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Verb: To smear butter and maple syrup on a woman and then lick it off.

In a male context would by to Paula Dan with a side of sausage.
Amanda: Hey Jenny, why is your bed all sticky?

Jenny: Rob came over with an extra thing of Mrs. Butterworth's and gave me a Paula Dean.
by joeh1995 January 29, 2012
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Verb. To Paula Deen something is to add more butter than the required recipe calls for, whether by accident or deliberately.
God Damnit, I just paula deen'd my cookies! Now I have to add more milk and flower to make them taste good again.
by i like buttah February 07, 2011
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Small, cute, and extremely talented singer and choreographer. Is now a judge on popular TV show American Idol. Has had several relationships that turned out badly in her lifetime but has finally found her true love in fellow judge Simon Cowell. Now if only the two would just freaking admit their love for each other!
"Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul are secretly dating!"
by Mistress Anne Boleyn April 09, 2005
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A woman who did, and still does, define the late 80's and early 90's, and is the queen of coreography. Also a judge on American Idol.
Paula Abdul is just so awesome! She is the shiznit of all shiznaes.
by Eri November 12, 2004
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