Paul is the guy im lowkey simping for even tho i have been friendzoned twice by him. he is the best person i have ever met and he makes me laugh so much. i love him so much even tho he never says it back. Paul if your reading this i like you.

paul is the best boyfriend or friend a girl can ask for. he loves to cuddle but is scared of jump scares he is not too tall not too small so he’s perfect. he plays soccer and will most likely date a girl with a name starting with j m l r or t. he can be a little freaky but that’s why they like him he’s super sweet and could honestly get all the girl but he chose only one.

Paul is a really unfriendly and weird guy. He is very bad at grammar and if he likes you, he gets unbelievably annoying. If you see a Paul, you think he‘s attractive at first but after some time you get to see his real and ugly side. Even though he seems like the nice guy next door, HE IS NOT!! He will drive you crazy (not in a good way) and you‘ll never move on!! Sometimes he talks bad about you and the only positive thing about him is his looks... He is stupid, childish , and the most disgusting guy ever! Stay the f away from him!!!

Paul

The biggest simp in the world.

Paul is the most wanted person in Europe for rapping 30 people who all 25 of them all got pregnant but the other five just feels wired. I had a Paul in my class but got expelled because he had sex in the class and at lunch rapped are english teacher and now she is pregnet and the father is one of her students.

Mr. Italy himself. He makes pepperoni pizza for the entire class, and is overall a very nice bloke. He covers his iconic ginger hair with his Cochonou hat along with his fluorescent poncho, used for making rap videos with die Brüder. He will destroy you in Italian Fifa and match the best Mariokart players. His parents are never home; they're too afraid he'll shoot them with an airsoft gun. Hates Italian WW2 memes.