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A Paul Bunyon is when you lay your dick on a tree stump, cut if off with an axe, and sew it on backwards within 30 seconds.
Me and Tucker are gonna get a few friends together tonight and have a Paul Bunyon party.
by Trey Coffman March 18, 2007
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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When you pick a girl up, stretch her vag, and place your head and wear her like one of those racoon Paul Bunyon hats.
Dude, I Paul Bunyoned my girl last night, she can't walk anymore.
I got Bunyoned last night, my lips feel very sore.
by TaylorG1990 November 12, 2006
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When you pull your nutsack over the shaft of your penis.
"Dude, I just did Paul Bunyon!!"
"Cool send me a picture of it!"
by The Bizzomb October 22, 2008
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The act of shoving an axle handle up your sphincter while masturbating in an alien costume.
Chris and Brett are home taking turns doing Paul Bunyon"s on each other while Jeff is filming.
by wtf325! July 19, 2017
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