Imus Patton

Da notorious tough-as-nails four-star general who was temporarily relieved of his duty for referring to his battle-weary-and-disheveled soldiers as "nappy-headed hoes".
If Imus Patton had watched his mouth as well as he strategized his battles, he might have led the Normandy invasion instead of being withdrawn from combat due to his verbal misconduct.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part
Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.
by Isaac Pillars May 5, 2011
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A little bick that doesn't stfu and is hella selfish
"Bro that girl over their is hella rude"

"Must be a Patton"
by Maisonisgay69420 September 15, 2019
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Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.
Patton: Whats up

Gary: Nutin*
Patton: CHICKEN BUTT!
by DIS MANS G February 23, 2021
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Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.
1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!
by chickenherder August 3, 2022
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Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.
Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher
by John M. Harold June 4, 2021
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