Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.

A little bick that doesn't stfu and is hella selfish

Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.