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A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.
Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?
Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
by Cephklok May 18, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018