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Euphanism for any sexually explicit act by those connected to the armed forces of America. If one rips his BDU pants, and walks around watch with cock flopping, he just "Patriot's Choiced" the floor. Alternatively, if a troop has fornicated with a female, he is said to have "Patriot's Choiced" her. Lastly, if a troop is caught SCIFterbating, it could be said he was "Patriot's Choicing" himself in the bathroom.
1) Hey Blue Water?! Why is SAG drooling over at you in the section? Are you Patriots Choicing again? Cover that shit up man!
2) I got drunk off Purple Nurple, and Patriot's Choiced an oriental whore in my Transmaro
3) You hear about Petey? That mother fucker went Section 8. Crazy fucker was Patriot's Choicing, 8,9, up to 10 fucking times a day. Had orders to Hawaii too man...
2) I got drunk off Purple Nurple, and Patriot's Choiced an oriental whore in my Transmaro
3) You hear about Petey? That mother fucker went Section 8. Crazy fucker was Patriot's Choicing, 8,9, up to 10 fucking times a day. Had orders to Hawaii too man...
by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007