Right wing, number 29 of the Winnipeg Jets. He was drafted first round second overall in the 2016 NHL draft. Fan voted best beard in the league, PS: he's the GOAT

Laine>Matthews
Patrik Laine is the GOAT
by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018
U r pushover person when i say u r Patrik Stasak
Wow, u r complete Patrik Stasak
by yanisek February 16, 2022
Simply finnish hockey god!!!
Having one heck of a shot, seems to be harder than a bazooka.
Damn boi u shoot like Patrik laine.
by Fawer66 April 3, 2017
Pablo & Patrik are a menace to society.
They both big pimpin, you might get menaced.
If you know them, you are in constant danger, they will fuck yo momma.

Infinite drip acquried.

Stay mad.
These two kids menaced me!

Must have been Pablo & Patrik.
by NANJING November 22, 2021
Pablo & Patrik are an absolute menace to society.
If you know them you are in danger, they will fuck yo momma.

Infinite drip acquired.

Stay mad.
Dude these two kids menaced me!

Must have been Pablo & Patrik.
by NANJING November 22, 2021
Has dire delucions of grandeur, thinking himself as the supremem emperor and dictator of the Cosmos. Also has an inexplicable adoration towards the FALLEN Soviet Union as well as the leader of its greatest enemy Führer Adolf HItler.
Impossible to use in a sentence as there is only one madman in this world like him

"He's crazy!"
"He's more than crazy! He
s like Patrik the Birdie"
by Ronald Railgun October 23, 2018
Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.
Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!
by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017