Patrik is a good looking guy/kid that gets girls easily. You might think that it is good but it's not. Patrik commits to many relationships with very good friends which eventually destroys their bond. Patrik is cool naturally, has a good sense of humor and has lots of friends. Patrik is all Nike and does not make gangs to make himself look good. And yes about every sentence in this description starts with Patrik.
Goerge: Damn that Patrik's love life must be amazing.
Patrik: I just lost my best friend.
by Krabbypatty333 June 10, 2018
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A type of person that can deal with you and your antics. A nice person, the kind that you know would be a house husband.
Patrik gave me a sandwich, for free.
by ILIEKYAOI April 15, 2019
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Perfection, the most handsomest cutest guy you will ever meet and is pretty smart and fit
You see a smart handsome guy from Slovakia with a cute lisp?
Got to be patrik
by Ooflordxi April 11, 2019
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A tall graceful being; generally nordic by nature.

Girls are under the illusion that they are muscular and handsome, little do they know these secretive creepers dye their pubes every full moon as well as shave their armpits.
You will never believe what my boyfriend did last night! He went all patrik on me!
by Space Toy December 18, 2010
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Patrik is a person with small dick and is usually a pussy. Very often if u say to him that he is a pussy or an ass he will say I am what I eat. He is very gay for some reason and will use the word gay very often.
Someone: Patrik you are a pussy.
Patrik: I am what I eat.
by Tiki12343 November 17, 2019
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