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The fucking sexiest man alive. Loves Panera bread. The only guy who will wear nothing but Breifs at a sleepover.

He is the best guy you will ever meet. When you meet him, you will quickly fall in love. He makes a great boyfriend, but he often want to please everyone, so he will do stupid thing to try and impress you if he likes you. He often gets in trouble, and cant really take anything seriously, but he will be so loyal and will love you. He's also really competitive. He normally plays sports and is really fit. He's also really cute and his smile will make your heart melt. He will try to make a girl he likes jealous by flirting with her friends, which is one o his weaknesses. It also drives him crazy wen a girl plays hard to get. He does not like his girls clingy, but he is clingy. If he likes a girl, he will want to hug, kiss, and hold hands with her. In conclusion, if you find a Patrick, no matter how annoying he can be, keep him.

The Massive Bastard

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.

Patrick is a sexy legend with a huge penis and great in bed. He pleases all the girls sexually and when girls hear his name they get wet he is very humble and has great hair. He only likes girls not men or transgenders