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A well known comedian in the UK and Ireland.
Person 1- "I saw Patrick Kielty on the TV last night."

Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."

Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"
by Cap'n BaGaF! Oh Yeah! November 30, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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