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A person or something of extreme 'cheekiness'. Often so cheeky that others are appalled.
You're being such a Paton today!
by cheekymonkeyandy November 05, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A white old man who pervs on kids and his dog. He usually eats children and usually works at a school. The reasoning behind that is to find more kids to eat.
Person 1: Have you heard! Another kid taken by Paton
Person 2: Paton is a pervert
by WiiSportsIsFun April 19, 2020
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Son of Vladimir Putin, president of Russia, and an ex-Gladiator.
The Reincarnation of Rasputin.
He is also a farmer.
You are a farmer Paton.
You are as much of a farmer as Paton.
by Weelly February 10, 2004
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Cool small welsh person - with a fiery celtic temper
That Paton is really scary!
by Paton79 December 16, 2004
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yermaw is paton
paton is yermaw
by Paton November 18, 2003
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