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Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.
"Patience is such a whore, I love her."
by Pat7979 July 28, 2019
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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A really sexy girl. Really funny,sometimes a bit goofy. She is a really good friend to have and she's hella great in bed.
Wow that girl looks hot, she must be Patience
by Lollipops on Sunshine April 06, 2017
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The ability to stand (without complaining) long periods of:
1) hardship
2) boredom, also: bad entertainment
3) being with parents or other difficult individuals
4) being at a place you rather would like to leave

Often classified as requirement for:
a) raising children
b) a relationship
c) learning
d) life
e) achieving anything
f) conversation
1) (see link)
2) when you have nothing to do, but you also do not want to be impolite (in case you are someone's guest)
3) mom, dad, brothers, sisters, humans in general
4) school, university, job, life

a) see parent, parents
b) see girl (entry No.9, §1)
c) see school; reading a book will take more time than watching a movie, so you will need patience
d) do not push things to happen, else you often end up having trouble
e) some things take time to happen, you will need patience in order to wait for them
f) try and you will see
by Durel January 06, 2006
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One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.
Denotes lenience, forbearance, fortitude, patient endurance, longsuffering. It describes a person who has the power to exercise revenge but instead exercises restraint.

We are "strengthened with all might, according to his glorious power, unto all patience and longsuffering with joyfulness". Colossians 1:11
by LoveLight October 27, 2012
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an annoying period of time you have no choice but to deal with.
If you tell me to have patience one more time I'm going to scream!
by rhmcanes September 27, 2011
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Patience is a beautiful , and mysterious girl, she walks through life just as easy as she is able to party. There's nobody like her, she's the one and only person like her , she knows what she wants , and loves handling her business, even if it means trouble. All Patience's was built for movie scenes.
Wow , that girl patience is so weirdly interesting!!?
by Pjbob September 04, 2019
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