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The best type of Hindu Indian that exist. Anyone who disagrees is unfortunate not to be one, or is hating cause they cant be good as one. Usually in America own major businesses (Gas Stations, Hotels, Grocery Stores, etc)or if smart- become doctors. The pimpest indians and layed back outgoing tpye(most cases). Smart in common thinking and get ahead of the rest. Also a very common last name equivilent to the commoness pf "smith"
white dude:Whos that rich fuck driven the Bently
indian guy: oh, thats thats pimp daddy Patelll!!
non-patel indian dude: ohh he thinkssz hes-sa all thaughtt..but he-sa nott- im hatingg dauwgg
by Guju-Patel December 03, 2006
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- A common Indian last name, like Smith or Jones

- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income

- Almost always ridiculously smart

- Might own a motel
Look there goes another Dr Patel in his Bentley
by NYCMAN October 21, 2009
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short-hand for the incredible store "Patel Brothers" which showcases free mango juices on Tuesdays.

*Do not go into the back...
Man, did you see that crazy half-price sale at Patel Brothers?
by Djinters January 20, 2010
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The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.
John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you?
Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.
by Raki Shaki November 18, 2006
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of Indian origin, lower-class motel owners who are uneducated, those that give other Indian people a bad reputation, classless, and very uncultured; makes other Indian people embarrassed
Indian 1: Did you see all those Patels?

Indian 2: Yeah, those people are nasty - living in those roach motels and proud of their ignorance.
by Roachmotel skank September 30, 2012
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Term in the car bussiness describing all people from the middle east. Also least favorite type of people to work with due to the fact that you cant make any commision on them. No matter what the price is, its to high
So how did you do with your deal Bill
Are you kidding I had a Patel I worked for free today
by Honda14 September 26, 2009
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An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.
"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?"

"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"
by Ms. Sondak February 25, 2009
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