A name you will find in every directory. Even if it is in the Arctic Circle.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

The most common last name in India. It's like Smith over there.

The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States.

The last name of Patel has an obsession with Taco Bell. If you see a Patel at Taco Bell grabbing the container of sauces don’t be weirded out because it is normal for a Patel. They stock up on sauces throughout the year.

the name of millions of people

My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.