Urban Dictionary: Patching

Patching

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

by SeshGremlinX February 04, 2019

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Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 04, 2019

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Patching

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.

Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'

by jobo91 May 15, 2011

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Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

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Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

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Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

by Dervint September 06, 2015

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Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 14, 2010

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