Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.
"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
by Dervint September 06, 2015
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To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.
Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?
by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 14, 2010
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Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"
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To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay
Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...
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To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"
Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"
by Henry Ferrari October 04, 2008
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Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.
Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.
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