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A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
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Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.
Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt
by olar October 22, 2013
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