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the new hot shoes that the Simmons sisters came out with
Friend:Did you cop a pair of pastries yet?
Girl: Na girl. I gotta get mine today!
by Moochmama July 11, 2008
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code name for black and milds. can be used by saying making pastries, buying pastries, eating pastries, etc.
angie- hey are you coming over this saturday to make some pastries?
christina- yeah, did you already buy them?
angie- i bought them yesterday, but we have to eat them soon .
christina- okay.
by flyawaybirdy. October 14, 2010
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Someone who has difficulty performing simple tasks
often used by tweens or young teens to describe other tweens or young teens.
Jack: I can't figure out how to change this lightbulb
Jill: Then google it ya stupid pastry
by CallMeJosh April 06, 2021
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Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry
“OMG he’s such a pastry

I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
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When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them
“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
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A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.
My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.
by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018
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