Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

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a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief

Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.