The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.
your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!
by awkward LC December 18, 2004
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can be used as an adjective to describe a female or a male. Usually used as an insult, "pasty" means white.
Man, yousa pasty boy, you cracka.
by my name goes here November 13, 2005
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A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.
Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
by Hanbin1100 December 29, 2018
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(pronounced past-ee)

Another name for a woman's vagina.
"I stayed at Debbie's last night... Smashed her pasty. Wallop!"
by Eradeziel March 02, 2006
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one that is ugly, super white, needs help, puts teabags on eyes, and has no friends
That kid was so pasty he got denied to prom
by Anti-Pasty August 31, 2009
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Pasty (noun) and Pasty (verb)

A Caucasian person...for you slow people, a white person.

Can also be applied to someone that lacks a sufficient tan.
Fucking racist ass pasty motherfucker.

"You pasty bastard; look at you Chuck. You look sick man. You look like you just walked up from ground zero."

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Verb usage:

Damn you look pasty as hell.
by Professor Xero December 06, 2009
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The smell of sweaty arse and vagina when doing a girl doggie style.

(The smell of bad pastie)
Last night I pulled this girl, nice face and nice body but fuck me I got a right pasty.

Open the window I can smell a pasty in here.
by xymox May 14, 2004
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