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Somebody who tries very hard to come off as if they give a shit about whatever is going on at that current time, when it is really obvious they they do not.
Person 1: "Man, what's with that guy John? He's always acting like he cares about the conversation. We can tell he's not really paying attention."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's such a pastic."
by Empty Wizard May 05, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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