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An asshole from your past.
That pasthole whose homework I did won't stop sleeping with whores.
by tsarichka August 09, 2009
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Someone who constantly lives in the past to the point it seems as if they are incapable of having a conversation without invoking it.
Every time I talk to Joshua, he always brings up going on a trip to Alladin's Castle with John's mom when he was 8 years old. Also how much he loved the shredded lettuce from, the now defunct, Taco Viva. Joshua is such a pasthole.
by brentchie March 30, 2016
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A religious leader, pastor, priest, who is a jerk that really doesn't like people at all!
He's such a Pasthole - he's the only pastor I've ever met who clearly HATES people!
by Kelticgurl September 05, 2009
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