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An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.
Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!
by sskra September 08, 2009
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.
"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."
by patchymoon July 13, 2018
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