A suitcase with a $1 million cash and you still have to beg for residency. CASH still talks in "this" Jersey.
The only passport to Jersey is cash. It's still a place where suitcases arrive filled with greenies. The only way to become a resident is to arrive with loads.
We're talking the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (between England and France), a tax haven. Is somewhat of a synonym with JERSEY, USA only classier and the money ain't MAFIA. Lots of AMERICAN-IRANIAN cash housed there. Particularly Hayward cash!
We're talking the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (between England and France), a tax haven. Is somewhat of a synonym with JERSEY, USA only classier and the money ain't MAFIA. Lots of AMERICAN-IRANIAN cash housed there. Particularly Hayward cash!
by MS. CHAMELEON October 29, 2011
The sex with Gary was so fantastic I needed my sexual passport, he took me to places I have never been.
by labodega April 21, 2010
when someone randomly sends you his/her passport without context and asks for your opinion about it. This is a sign of friendzoning
by sil23456789 January 03, 2021
The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.
When are you going to finally ask Monica out?
Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.
Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.
Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.
Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.
by Doublestuff December 04, 2008
by betamax February 16, 2006
What really bored government clerks look at in their free time; what really bored reporters write about in their free time; what politicians denounce where there aren't real issues.
I don't get it. If the only thing in a passport file is a copy of your application, how can this be the result of a great right/left wing conspiracy?
by Conspiracy Theorem March 22, 2008
by slweeb April 17, 2021