Similar to the rare genetic disorder that causes premature aging, Party Progeria is brought on by excessive partying at an early age. The wealthy are at greater risk from this affliction due to the abundance of drugs and alcohol.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.