A very drunk person who brings a party to a screeching halt due to ridiculous behavior, i.e. vomiting, crying, fighting, etc.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A very stubborn, persistently über-flaccid condition of the penis. Stubborn even with mouth-, puss- and/or ass-help present and Poppin. Occurs with some use or overuse of drugs, particularly methamphetamine.

I'm gonna tell y'all what a REAL "party dick" is.... it's when you're obviously drunk and whip that dick out and of course all the girls are like "oh gross!!! I can't believe he did that!!! I can't believe he did that!!!!" But then you, part dick guys' phone rings off the hook for the next month getting calls from those,same broads. That's a party dick. I coined it back in the 90's and "it" hasn't got old, yet.