1st Drunk: Dude, do you remember the time we stole a boat and tried to sail to Nauru?

2nd Drunk: Yeah man, that was a two-part episode!

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."