blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 06, 2009
He/she was repeating everything they heard very annoyingly for no reason, he was -TALKING LIKE A PARROT-
by Your face 206 March 02, 2016
Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
by Shawn B. August 09, 2003
only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
by I-TAL April 25, 2004
A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!
Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"
by Alexia-Marie April 23, 2007