The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses

Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.

The most snotty, mean, and arrogant place in Pennsylvania. Not only do the sports teams sacrifice any piece of morality for a win, but they also know they aren't as good as Emmaus and get very salty over it. They all are middle class rich, but still decide that hard drugs are cool and getting alcohol poisoning at 14 is fun. They're easy, they're large penises, and they can suck mine.

Numerous brick walls containing many conceeded individuals along with a uneducated and overall asinine staff.

a tiny town of nothing, next to penndel and rt 1 in bucks county. no one really knows this town exists except the people that live in it. the usual hang outs are the shitty bowling alley in penndel or the even shitty ritas water ice across the street. the houses are so tiny you can touch the neighbors. no curbs but random fire house, deli and childrens school in the middle of the nascar loving beer smoking classy folk town. features a very popular park called poplar park which is not a safe place to smoke weed at night, the cops will find you and kill you.