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A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.
"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."
by slaunchdonkey10 May 16, 2018
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A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!
Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
by Khoeala April 05, 2017
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the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.
by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020
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He is a small sized lesbian man who looks like a oompaloompa. He is obsessed with his fishies and building koi ponds in his yard. His Instagram is p&d ponds. His hair looks like Helen Keller cut it. He also a very small penis
by Hairy mangina May 14, 2019