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While frantically driving around in a vehicle with a partner and in need of a spot to engage in sexual activity with no options, decide to park somewhere to get the job done in desperate, horny situations.
Jim : Dude did you get it in at your place last night?

Ron : No man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.
by tbreezy123 January 31, 2011
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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