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Slang for having a bowel movement.

Another way of saying you have to drop a deuce or take a dump or drop anchor
Ah man, I gotta "park a bear" before we hit up the club. It might take a while.

Where's Mike at? Ah he's just "parkin' a bear" in the port-o-potty.
by Crawfisch December 15, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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