by jacob444444 October 06, 2021
1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm
3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm
3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
by bluecricket1979 April 02, 2017
by I am not a cat or. Shark January 28, 2019
to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.
by honey_badger959 October 19, 2015
The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding
Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.
by Cullen urban dictionary club November 09, 2017
“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018
A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.
Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.
by KGBnick March 28, 2021