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Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.
Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!
by fags-in-the-shower January 27, 2006
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Paris Hilton wannabes
sometimes they pretend they have all the money in the world when in actuallity they don't.

can also be: eskahos
oh my god, she's such a parisite.

she's the skankiest parisite that i know!

well look at those parisites over there....
by kyla g February 25, 2006
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A member of a society who feels they are above the law due to a low level of fame that is generally found via reality television.
She thinks that she can do whatever she wants because she slept with 98% of the guys at school. That parisite will pick up some kind of "parasite".
by vansio June 15, 2007
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A young girl who dresses like Paris Hilton and imagines that this is a cool thing to do
Look at that Parisite.
by R&D January 29, 2009
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Denotes any gratingly gratuitous, irrevocably spoiled, and/or thoroughly talentless psuedocelebrity.
That parisite deserved what she got.
by PurrfectPeach141210 June 11, 2007
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A parisite is what Shane Dawson’s charechtor Paris Hilton often calls the veiwers of her vlogs. Not to be confused with “parasite” meaning an organism which feeds off of a host.
Paris: Alright my little Parisites, Its time for me to go.
by jjiscoolerthanyou July 13, 2011
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