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'Economist: What goes up must come down.
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Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone
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1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.

2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.

2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
by Majestic Lizard May 13, 2007
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a walking breathing example of why chronological age is a stupid way to tell if someone is mature enough for sex, marriage or kids.

Why every person past puberty should be mentally evaluated annually and have an ID card stating whether having sex with them is Statutory Rape.
Paris Hilton is so dimwitted she would always be a Statutory Rape case.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

BLONDE UGLY SKANK!
YOUR PARFUME SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLEE!
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DONKEY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOU IN A THONG!
EW EW EW EWWW
YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING TIRED!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH

EWWWWY!
PARIS HILTON SHOULD GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN THE TOILET POOFACE!
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Out of anyone who is a favorite of American supermodels, she is the scrawniest and most pathetic one of them all. People like her keep sending the message that "super skinny is super beautiful", and with her way of life, shes bound to have an endless record of greedy bitching, DUIs, and divorces. People who follow her will just die as fast as she will.
Is that her real name? PARIS HILTON??? Wow, I guess she was born the richest girl in America.
by Mernefog January 02, 2007
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Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.
Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
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Media parasite whose if her last name wasn't Hilton she'd be a nobody.

Currently in Britain promoting a self-indulged TV show about her and her sheep-like fans trying to be her best friend.
Paris Hilton is only famous because of all the money she scabs off her multi-millionaire father. Without him, she'd be a homeless crackhead.
by Bennisanarchy February 18, 2009
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