(noun)a slight brain damage caused by excessive booze and coke and hair bleach...
I can't remember where I slept last night, I must have had a paris hilton or something.
by Neslihan October 20, 2005
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biggest zero to benefit from nepotism since bush
paris hilton and george w. watched 'the hills' today. a fight shortly ensued after george tried to change the channel to 'i love toy trains'.
by cxnnor May 08, 2009
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(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.
(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.
by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005
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Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.
Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.
by KHD February 01, 2005
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A skanky 2-bit hoe bag got rich 4 bein the dumbest person alive and sorri 2 all those dumb bitches who say we who hate her are fat poor ugly and dumb actually I'm underweight (thin), fairly well-off, relatively pretty - beautiful compared to that whore as is anyone COCKNOSE and clever also an anorexic skank WHO GOT RICH FROM PORN THIS IS YOUR ROLL MODEL U RETARDS AT LEAST IDOLISE SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN!!!
Ewww did u see the simple life
Yer how does Paris Hilton think her brains the size of a pea
by Jenniferx15 June 09, 2006
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A stupid ass white girl who thot it would be fun to watch herself have sex on video!! HOW DUMB!! Wat was the point off that??

" I'm Paris Hilton. I'm a dumb ass white girl who recorded herself had sex."

STUPID.
She's a Paris*or Hilton*

shouting down hall:

PARIS HILTON!

writting a note and u feel in a pissy mood and wana insult your friends. Write:

Paris Hilton.
...but make sure they dont go to urban dictionary.
by Kaleema April 05, 2005
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Someone who is famous for doing nothing. A clear example of the spoiled preppy girl. A walking stick with no butt, breasts or anything. Super slutty person that has sex and everyone in the world sees it. She is a clear example of the White trash syndromme.
Just watch TV daily, she's everywhere!!
by Eggy_Chuck55 June 03, 2005
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