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An amazing guy who is always there for you. Is a person who is kind and loving and always wishing you the best. He always makes sure that you are happy.
Many girls wish that more guys were a Parimal.
by Your Kshatrani January 13, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Refers to indian guys with no game, usually using lines like "Wanna make friendship" to score potential dates with indian women (mostly). They also use this line with white women out of nervousness. Generally a seedy, low scumbag of indian origin who no one wants to have anything to do with, but pathetic enough so that people don't tell him to bugger off.
That fake parimals wont leave me alone man.

What a Parimal! He won't stop asking for friendship.

Look at that loser Parimal dude. He blew up 200K of his dads money on the stock market while trying to get a date.
by parimal March 30, 2009
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Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.
You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)
by John Smith August 16, 2004
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