A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
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Something Harry Potter doesn’t have
Harry Potter does not have any parents
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you already know the meaning.when you see these idiots in grave you will finally smile and be happy .
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The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!
Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
by Mister Doge September 15, 2020
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