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The people who made you, who stuck with you through puberty, dealt with your lazy ass skipping school, stopped you from being a crack head. And will love you till the end of your days.
Joey: "Hey Mom, Hey Dad, I just lost all my money to a drug dealer."
Mom: "Does this mean that you'll be staying with us for a while."
Joey: "I guess..........."
Dad: "I guess that could be arranged."
Joey: "Thanks Dad, you guys are great parents."
by Special Opinion May 21, 2015
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The people who gave up everything for you. Parents are the people who wiped your ass, tried to make everything fun for you, lost their looks worrying about you, and slaved away at a job they hated just to try and give you a decent life.
You thank your parents for their love and devotion by being a teenage asshole who thinks she knows everything.
by momvswild September 28, 2017
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Parents are supposed to help you when your in trouble. They love you no matter what and they accept you for who you are. They support you when no one else does and they comfort you and make you feel happy and loved.

At least, they are supposed to.
Parents: how was school honey?
Kid: terrible.
Parents: aww it’s okay sweetie.
Kid: thanks mom and dad.
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by Oof_hi December 10, 2019
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An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)
Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY
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by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021
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A miserable person wishing to fulfill the goal through his well developed sperm, yet not accepting a goal of their kid they already did, therefore being happy and popular is cool but sex and nicotine addiction are bad.

Can be uses both as a gift and a curse.
"That's such a parent's sentence "
"You sound like my parent"
by Adolfenschmeritz October 04, 2019
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the people who gave birth to you and think they can do whatever want with your life. parents like to piss you off. parents interfere with ALL of your personal life. they are well known for being liars who will do ANYTHING to try INDIRECTLY kill you if you don't follow the orders they give you. they mostly HATE otaku and will resort to violence to keep you from anime or manga. this chain and cage they confine you with will prevent you from doing ANY of your hobbies. overall parents are just nuisances that will try to mess up your life in ANY way possible. my parents have tried to KILL me numerous times. the ways around this is to grab one of your house keys and run as far away as possible. after about 6-10 hours return to your home and hide in your room.
why do you have to be such a parents srsly, such a nuisance
by DOOD haha April 22, 2018
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Those ppl that gave birth you and raised you, but then when you get older they think you being right in an argument is "disrespectful".
''My parents said that is disrespectful."
"Yes, when i win an argument it is very wrong."
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by Moeyoyaa January 10, 2021
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