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Someone who enjoys such activities as feltching, cocksucking, bum sex(with other men) getting pooed/pissd on by other men, and enjoys ass-to-mouth (with other men)
"Dude that guy is a full-on Parenteau!"
by Cesar Octavio May 20, 2009
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The worst ever stupid motherfucker office partner. You can do anything to him, like taping a banana under it's shelf and wait 2 months before he notice the smells. You can also make him loose half an hour by taping it's mouse ball and look at his restart ti's computer three times !!!
Alouuu Parenteau.

Parenteau, you stupid no brainer, you dumped in the pan again.
by Jee December 28, 2004
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