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A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 09, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018