Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?
Me: i dont know.
Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!
Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..
Everyone: Ahh.. I see..
Me: i dont know.
Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!
Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..
Everyone: Ahh.. I see..
by indie_indeed February 16, 2011