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Man 1 "So I was standing in chipotle right? And this guy is full paramilitent bro."
Man 2 "No way?"
Man 1 "Yeah, head to toe camo. Digital pattern pants with suspenders!"
Man 2 "No way?"
Man 1 "Yeah, head to toe camo. Digital pattern pants with suspenders!"
by SpaceDaddy23 December 31, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018