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What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.
"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".
by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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